This is a translation from the drama CD that came in Watase Yuu Perfect World volume 3. As you’ll be able to tell from the length of the script, it took me several hours to translate. If you would like to use this on your own website, I would greatly appreciate it if you would e-mail me first at RankoAnime@aol.com for my permission. Thank you!
~Miko

Note: Anything with an asterisk (*) by it indicates that I am unsure of the translation. In some cases, the text is most likely correct (approximately 90% or higher) and in other cases, the text is inaccurate because I could not figure out one (or more) word(s).

Takiko - Birds chirping, beautiful green…No matter how you look at it, it's a very normal mountain, don't you think so Tomite?
Tomite - See? It's just like I told you Takiko! To say that anyone who enters will be cursed was a lie.
Takiko - But the guy at the inn sincerely tried to stop us.
Tomite - Ridiculing visitors is their hobby. Now, let's eat lunch!
[strange laughing]
Tomite - Wh-what? This voice...
Takiko - Huh? I don't hear anything, but...
[laughing continues]
Tomite - But I can hear it so clearly...
[sounds like Tomite is in pain & he falls over]
Takiko - Tomite! Tomite! Eh?!

Shoujo Comic Special Edition. Fushigi Yuugi Volume 3. Special supplement. Drama CD. Fushigi Yuugi Genbu Kaiden. "Menan Yuurei Kitan. "*

Uruki - Takiko!
Takiko - Rimudo!
Rimudo - Be careful. Shigi and Hien are headed this way.
Takiko - Besides that, we have a problem! Tomite has...
Rimudo - Tomite has...?
Tomite - Oh, aren't you a very nice man?
Rimudo - To-tomite?!
Tomite - ::giggles:: A hot chest…It's won-der-ful!
Rimudo - What're you doin’? Don't get near me! ::hits Tomite::
Tomite - That huuurt! But love's fist is wonderful!
Rimudo - Takiko! What's happened to him?
Takiko - Actually...

Rimudo - A ghost?! That's impossible!
Takiko - That's also what I thought at first, but...On this mountain, an accident occurred and someone died. They say because of this, the ghost had a lingering affection and couldn't get to heaven. It seems it has borrowed Tomite's body and wants its wishes granted.
Rimudo - I can't easily believe this but, seeing the way he's acting, I have no choice but to believe it. But why Tomite? It seems natural that a female ghost would possess you, Takiko.
Takiko - Oh! About that...Actually, she's not a female.
Rimudo - A girly ghost?!?!*
Tomite - I'm Menan-chan. Nice to meet you!
Rimudo - "Menan-chan"? Ugh, somehow my head hurts...
Takiko - And well, it's her wish to...
Tomite - ...Go on a date with an attractive guy!
Rimudo - A date?! ...D-don't tell me...
Tomite - ::giggles:: Ri-mu-do!
Rimudo - I decline!
Takiko - Please Rimudo! Help grant the poor ghost her wishes! I would help grant her wishes myself, but...I'm a girl so I can't! Also, in order to bring Tomite back…I beg you!
Rimudo - Ugh....

[music]
Tomite – I wanted to walk like this with an attractive guy!*
Rimudo - Get a little further away from me...
Tomite - Huh? So then...You're saying you don't want to be closer so the curse will remain?* I might not be able to go to heaven!
Takiko - Rimudo, please!
Rimudo - Grr...There...
Tomite - Thank you! Rimudo, can I hold your hand?
Rimudo - I decline!
Tomite - I won’t be able to go to heaven!
Takiko - Rimudo, please!
Rimudo - Grr...There!
Tomite - Thank you! Rimudo, can I hold your arm?
Rimudo - I DECLINE!
Tomite - Heaven!
Takiko - Rimudo!
Rimudo - Grr...

[sizzling sound]
Tomite - There! It's done! Ta-da! It's “Menan-chan's special rice bowl full of love”! Rimudo! Here...Say “ahhh!”
Takiko - Rimudo!
Rimudo - ::unenthusiastically:: Ahh...
Tomite - Such a beautiful throat (Adam’s Apple?)*. Here! How is it? Delicious?
Rimudo - Yeah, delicious.
Tomite - Ahh, that's great! The (*) meal has already been served…That's SO cute!
Rimudo - ::spits out his food:: YOU! DON'T TAKE IT WITH MY SHOES!*
Takiko - For Tomite's sake...For Menan-chan's sake...Hang in there Rimudo!

[sound of water splashing]
Takiko - There's a hot spring in a place like this?
Tomite - I know just about everything in this mountain! Now Rimudo, allow me to wash your back!
[squeaky noises]
Tomite – If there is (*), don't hold back and just tell me!
Rimudo - You...Touching me in such places is making me (*).
Tomite - Ahh, my hand slipped!
Rimudo - Hey, quit rubbing my chest.
Tomite - I'm sooorry! Ahh, my hand slipped again!
Rimudo - (*) girl will come out.
Tomite - Again and again, by chance, my hand keeps...
Rimudo - In such a place...Not good...Not good...That place is not good. Don’t freely touch me!* [loud noise] ::hits Tomite::
Tomite - But it makes me so happy! ::gurgling sounds as he sinks beneath the water::

[music]
Tomite - Now Rimudo, turn to the sunset and we'll both yell! Ready, set...I LOVE RIMUDO!
[silence]
Tomite - ::glare::
Takiko - Come on!
Tomite - Ready, set...
Rimudo - ::very quietly:: I love Menan-chan...
Tomite - I can't hear you!
Rimudo - Grr...I LOVE MENAN-CHAN!
Tomite - I love you!
Rimudo - DON'T HUG ME!!!

[end music. Birds chirping]
Rimudo - I quit! I can't stand it anymore!
Tomite - Huh??
Rimudo - I thought that I just had to go on a date with you, but there's no sign of you going to heaven!
Takiko - Rimudo, please don't say that! Just a little bit more...
Tomite - That's right! I'm begging you! This next one...Is my final wish!
Rimudo - ....... Are you telling the truth?
Tomite - Yes, this is truly the last one. I'm sure I can go to heaven if you grant this wish!
Rimudo - Fine. So, what is this wish?
Tomite - My final wish is...A k-i-s-s!
Rimudo - ::yells:: You think two guys can do that?!?!*
Tomite - But this is my final wish! After this, I can go to heaven!
Rimudo - NO WAY! NO WAY!! NO WAY!!!
Tomite - I'm begging you!!
Rimudo - QUIT IT!
Uruki - I TOLD YOU TO QUIT IT!
Tomite - You've become a girl! Aww, a guy is better! A guy is better! Change back!
Uruki - NO WAY!
Tomite - Takiko, help me to persuade him!
Takiko - This is definitely a lot, but I have to think about his feelings too…
Tomite - Takiko-chan! You’re (*)? However, I won't lose! Because Rimudo's kiss is MINE!
Uruki - Why is it like that?!
??? - So that's where you are, Priestess of Genbu!

[dramatic music]
Uruki - Shigi! Hien! Damn, they're here already!
Tomite - What? What? What's with these men?
Shigi - What's with him? Since when has he become so girly?*
Uruki – I’m here listening too!*
Shigi - Hmph. It doesn't matter whether the ghost is a male or female.
Hien - This time I'LL KILL YOU!
Tomite - ::screams:: Ahhh! What's going on? I'm scared! Rimudo!
Uruki - Hey, let go of me! Your body is of a celestial warrior! You fight too!
Tomite - It's useless useless useless! I can't do it! (*). I’m a sheltered daughter!
Shigi - Hien! It appears we only have one opponent. We can deal with the priestess later. First let's get that female celestial warrior.
Hien - Right.
Uruki - You're a burden! Get outta the way!
[fighting noises]
Shigi - There's an opening!
[Uruki struggles]
Takiko - Rimudo!
Hien - I'm not finished yet! TAKE THIS!
Shigi - Allow me to show you my special attack!
Shigi & Hien - Sougekihan! (It’s the name of the attack. Not sure if it’s spelled correctly though.)
[Uruki yelling in pain]
Takiko - RIMUDO!
Uruki - That group sword attack just now is really troublesome. One by one they’ll easily win.*
Tomite - Takiko-chan!!
Takiko - Hide behind me!
Shigi – Come come. What’s happened?
Uruki - If only I could get Tomite to come around, we can get out of this mess. But, in order to get him back to normal...That's DEFINITELY bad. A guy...And a guy...
Hien - Today the grudge for cutting my arm off ends!
Uruki - A guy...And a guy...There's another way? Come and get me Hien! I'll cut off your other arm!
Hien - WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

[sounds of Hien's sword attacking Uruki]
Uruki - Hien-chan, (*)
Hien - DON'T FOOL AROUND WITH ME!
Takiko - They're both coming this way!
[Tomite screaming like a coward]
Hien - WHY...YOU...!!!
Uruki - Now! Fly!
[Hien losing his balance]
Hien - Huh?!
Uruki - I'll leave him to you!
Takiko - He's coming right at us!*
Tomite - ::screaming like a girl:: Stay away!!
[Hien & Tomite screaming]
Shigi - If you look closely, it's cool.*

[smooching sound]
Takiko - There's such a thing?
Uruki - However, the imagination is the same…*
Shigi - It's not pretty at all!
Hien - ::makes disgusting puking/coughing noise:: A guy...And a guy...::runs off screaming::
Shigi - Hien! Wait! Where do you think you're going? Hien! I have no choice. I'll be leaving. Wait up, Hien!
Takiko – That sure was a considerable shock.
Uruki - I understand his feelings.
Menan - All my wishes have been granted.
Takiko - Ahh! From Tomite's body...
Uruki - You're! ...Menan?
Menan - Yup. That was TOTALLY romantic! There's no curse anymore.
Takiko - Menan's body is being engulfed with light.
Menan - Rimudo, Takiko-chan...Thank you!
Tomite - At last I can move my body freely!
Takiko - Tomite! You're back to yourself, right?
Menan - Tomite! You're the one I'm most grateful to! I had good experiences using your body!* Oh, there's one more thing...
Tomite - Like I care?!
Menan - ::giggles:: We'll meet again when I'm reborn. Goodbye!
[Menan's spirit departs]
Tomite - A second time...I don't want to see you a second time!!

[leaves rustling]
Rimudo - Ahh, I've finally returned to the Kutou camp.
Soruen - Rimudo-sama.
Rimudo - I'm fine.
Shigi - ::screaming:: No! Stop that!
Rimudo - Huh?
Soruen - I wonder what sound that is?
Shigi - Taki!
Rimudo - Shigi? What's wrong?
Shigi - No matter what I do...Hien is...
Rimudo - Hien is...?
Hien - Why are you running?!
Shigi - Stop this, Hien!
Hien - No. Shigi, I'm going to k-i-s-s you!
Rimudo - Could it be that you’re...? Menan?!
Hien - Bingo!
Rimudo - What do you think you're doing here?
Hien - Well, you see, that time before I just couldn't forget (*) and so I couldn't go to heaven!
Rimudo - Why...you...
Hien - That's just perfect. Now I'll take my kiss from both of you!
[Shigi & Rimudo run off screaming]