» Fushigi Yuugi Genbu Kaiden: Yukemuri Mousou Jikenbo ~ Hikitsu wa Mita

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[door opens]
Takiko: Wa~! So this is the place we’re going to stay in.
Hatsui: Th-This place is very exquisite, Miko-sama!
Takiko: Yeah~ Hatsui! n___n
[Namame jumps around]
Takiko [smiles]: Namame seems to be happy too!
Hikitsu: Are you sure this is the right place, Tomite?
Tomite: Of course, Hikitsu! This is the BEST place that I’ve found. u____u [proud-ness] and since now that you’ve joined us, this is a great chance to celebrate XD!
Uruki (<-O) [whispers]: Soruen, since this is another reckless “Unplanned Tomite Event,” in case we ran out of money…
Soruen [whispers]: I understand, Rimudo-sama.
Tomite: Now then, what this hotel’s best known for is~ TA-DA~!
[opens door]
THEIR HOT SPRINGS!! XD!
Takiko & Hatsui : Wa~~~~!!
Uruki (<-O) [freaking mad]: Heck, ANOTHER HOT SPRING!? ( \ M / )+
Tomite: Oh, come on~ doesn’t it feel relaxing and comfortable once you step into it? …and plus…
Takiko: And plus?
Tomite: Ah!~ no- never mind. Say, why don’t we eat first before we bath in.

[Party! Party! Ding, Dong, Dang!]
Tomite: HEY~! HEY~! Now we begin our BIG PERFORMANCE for the night! And the first one up~~ is HATSUI AND TOMITE~!
Hatsui: Assistant Hatsui is up--(n v n)! [puts himself into his basket]
Tomite: Now then! What I’m going to perform IS—To Spin The Basket with Hatsui Inside with my Umbrella XD!!
[opens umbrella, puts basket on top, and starts spinning it]
Tomite: HOIHOIHOIHOIHOI, HO~I----!!
THIS SPINS EVEN FASTER THAN ANY OTHER PERFORMANCE IN THE WORLD-----!!
Takiko & Uruki (<-O): Wow~ ah. [starts clapping]
Hikitsu: ( Sigh…Tomite’s recklessness is still the same as before and hasn’t change a bit… …but… Can they really summon Genbu at a state like this? It’s kind of hard to imagine based on the situation we’re in… =_______=; )
[Takiko walks up to Hikitsu]
Takiko: Have you enjoyed the fun, Hikitsu?
Hikitsu: Yeah, it’s good enough for me.
Takiko: That’s true. I know that you’re still unfamiliar with them as of yet…But don’t worry, you’ll like them soon. …Here, drink some more.
[pours wine for Hikitsu]
[Tomite continues to spin the ball…]
Tomite: HAI! HAI! WE CAN STILL CONTINUE ON THIS-------XD!! …Hey, Hikitsu! Check out my super fabulous—
Ah–WOAH!!!! (O0o|||)
[Tomite crashes down onto the dinning table--]
Hikitsu: uh-! [splashed by food and liquid]
Tomite [cries in pain on the floor]: OU~OU, OU, OU, OU, OUCH! >M<|||
Uruki (<-O) [mad]: OU-OU- Ouching is not a excuse. Look at it! Now our meal’s gone. ( \ ^ / +)
Tomite: Sor~ry. : P
Takiko: huh~ Oh dear! Hikitsu’s all wet, even the bandage…
Hikitsu: It’s not a big deal, it’ll dry within a short while…
(no, wait…this might be a good chance to get to know them a little better …my Shikyokan could see through a person’s true personality through it’s ability to see the person’s deepest thoughts and desires.
…I mustn’t, …but…)
[somebody takes off Hikitsu’s bandage behind his back]
Hikitsu: Huh?…!
Tomite: You just sit here and relax, Hikitsu. I’ll take this and wash it for you.
[runs off with Hikitsu’s dirty bandage]
Hikitsu: ……….
Takiko: Tomite’s already scrutinizing on his behavior ay? …Here, Hikitsu. [pours wine] Warm yourself up with another shot.
Hikitsu: Oh…thank you.
[*gulp, gulp, gulp* Hikitsu drinks off the wine]
[Soruen enters]
Soruen: Rimudo-sama, I’ve just heard from hotel manager that they only offer mix-bathing for the hot spring baths.
Takiko & Uruki (<-O): MIX-BATHING!!!? [both outraged]
Uruki (<-O) [mad mad]: So that’s what that “And plus” means from that bastard! Tomite knew this all along and picked this place on purpose!
Takiko [angry and blushed]: Oh that Tomite! If that’s the case, I’m not going in even if anybody asked me to >////< !!
[Hikitsu’s Shikyokan activates]
Hikitsu: (Ah… I see it now… Genbu no Miko’s hidden desire……)

Hikitsu: (Miko’s in the hot spring bath…hm?…and the one who’s with her is…Uruki?)
Takiko: Be sure not to look over here, Uruki!
Uruki (<-O): What are you talking about, Takiko? You’re behind me, and I won’t see a thing.
Takiko: (Mix-bathing with Uruki…what if he comes over and grabs me all of a sudden!?) *embarrassed*
……AH! Don’t, Uruki! Don’t do that to me >////< !!!
Uruki (<-O): Huh? All I was doing was just splashing my shoulders with water... *confused*
Takiko: S-splashing…shoulders?
(oh~ I can’t take this anymore! I’m way too concerned about all of this~!)
[Takiko becomes nervous and her heart’s pumping fast]
(ah~! Oh~ I can’t take it anymore, I--)
[*blub, blub, blub* Takiko sinks in to the water…]
Uruki (<-O): Takiko!!
[pulls her up onto the surface]
Uruki (<-O): You okay, Takiko?
Takiko: ah~
Uruki (<-O): Why in the heck did you let yourself bath until you drop! *disappointed*
Takiko: I couldn’t leave even if I wanted to because Uruki you’re still here~
Uruki (<-O): Sigh…this can’t be helped...
[picks Takiko up]
Takiko: (ah~ Uruki has seen it all……, but to be in Uruki’s arms…is very warm…and so comfortable…) *happy*

[*gulp, gulp, gulp, ah!* Hikitsu drinks off the wine]
Hikitsu: (Hmph, even though she said she doesn’t want to go in, it looks like she still wants to bath with Uruki. If you take off her Miko title, the Miko’s just an average teenage girl. Can she really…summon Genbu?)
Uruki (<-O): I want to solute you a cup also, Hikitsu.
Hikitsu: Sure, Uruki.
[Uruki pours wine]
Hikitsu: (Miko was thinking about Uruki, then what about Uruki?…)
[looks into Uruki’s mind]

Hikitsu: (ho? Uruki’s also with Miko…)
Uruki (<-O): Takiko, can we bath together?
Takiko: Eh!? Even though it’s mix-bathing I still feel strange about it…
Uruki (<-O): Weird?…in that case…
[turns to girl form]
Uruki ( +O): Is this better? We’re all girls now.
Takiko: uh…well, all right. But don’t you give me any weird looks.
Uruki ( +O): okay already…
Hikitsu: (alright, since she’s in the hot bath, it means this is you’re time now. So what are going to do, Uruki?)
………………… [silence]
(de? You really gone in just for a bath?)
Uruki ( +O): Takiko…
Takiko: hm?
[dead silence…]
Takiko [brings up a topic]: u-Uruki, you have a very pretty body when you’re in your girl form.
Uruki ( +O): Eh? Uh…really? Well, I didn’t… notice anything in particular… *blushes*
Takiko: And your chest is… bigger than mine… [depression]
(turns down the volume along the sentence)
Uruki ( +O): Yeah, Yeah. But I prefer your size better, Takiko.
Takiko: h-Hey~ that was mean~! I was very concerned about that-…HEY!
[Takiko splashes water onto Uruki]
Uruki ( +O): Ah! [been splashed] …oh yeah? [splashes double back to Takiko]
Takiko: Hey, nobody should splash that hard on people-EEYA!
[been splashed] …Err~ so you want to play rough huh? TAKE THAT!! [splashes over]
Uruki ( +O): Hey, I’m not gonna lose over you! [splashes]
[splash, splash, water fight! Uruki: take that!, Takiko: haha!, splash, splash, splash!]
Hikitsu: (Oy, Oy, Oy…)
[splashing continues]
Takiko: Ha, Ha! [slips] uh-AH!!
Uruki ( +O): Takiko!
[SPLASH! Takiko fell]
[Takiko gained back her conscience in Uruki ( +O)’s arms]
Uruki ( +O): Takiko…
Takiko: Uruki…
Hikitsu: (Gasps! Both glancing at each other!? Uruki! If you don’t take action now, then you’re not considered a man!!)
[Translator’s Note: I don’t want to believe he said that, but he did…]
Uruki ( +O): Takiko…
Takiko: Uruki…[tickled by Uruki] hehe, AHHAHAHA!!-don’t-!
Hikitsu: (Eh?)
Takiko: Yahahaha! S-Stop it, Uruki! Don’t do that, please! Hahaha!
Uruki ( +O): Haha, No-I-Won’t! Now I’m coming to get you~~ Guchi-Guchi-Goo!! [tickles, tickles Takiko]
Takiko: Told you to stop, Uruki! Hahaha!
Uruki ( +O): Take that, and that! And how about that! Ahhaha!
[the water fun continues on…]

[*gulp, gulp, AH!* Hikitsu drinks off the wine]
Hikitsu: (Timid! …He’s way too timid! Why doesn’t this man do anything about it when it comes the things that he must do? A man must have the ability to set his determination right on the spot and take action immediately whenever they came across a situation! Gosh…)
Hiccup! [<--starts to show signs of drunkenness]
Hatsui: H…Hikitsu-san, I want to serve you a cup also. Please have some…
[Hatsui pours wine for Hikitsu]
Hikitsu: Sure…you’re Hatsui, right?
Hatsui: Yes, nice to meet you…
Hikitsu: (Hatsui…what kind of desire will a sincere little boy like him will have?)

Hatsui: Wa~ it’s the hot spring, the hot spring! [splashes around the tub]
Hikitsu: (Taking the bath alone?)
Hatsui: Hahahaha …!
[turns depressed]
………so bored, looks like nobody’s going to wash my back anyway…
[sinks himself into the water blowing bubbles]

[*gulp, gulp, AH!* Hikitsu drinks off again]
Hikitsu: (There’s nothing inside of him at all…sure this is okay? He’s also a Shichiseishi…) Hiccup!
[*BI BI BI BI BI* Namame walks onto Hikitsu’s table]
Hikitsu: Hm? Namame, you want to serve me too?
[Namame pours wine to Hikitsu]
Hikitsu: (Even though he’s a stone spirit, I guess he would have some desires too…)
Hiccup. [<--getting even more drunk]

Hikitsu: (Hm? Who is that?…the little girl bathing with Namame…
……Anru?… Is that what the girl’s name is called?)
(What is he doing? Sliding on the girl’s back over and over again…
is that the way he washes her back?)
[*BI BI BI BI BI* Namame jumps into the water and plays happily]

[*gulp, gulp, Ah~* there goes another shot]
Hikitsu: (If I want to smile at it I would. But is this okay as a Shichiseishi?…) Hiccup.
Soruen: Hikitsu-dono, may I also?
[Note: “Dono” means “Lord” or “Sire,” social class-wise the Shichiseishis are considered comrades with Uruki, meaning, about the same class. As a servant to Prince Rimudo (Uruki), Soruen usually calls the Shichiseishis in a higher-class manner.]
Hikitsu: Uh-sure…Hiccup! [Hikitsu’s getting drunker]
[Soruen pours wine]
Hikitsu: (Soruen…If I recall it correctly, he’s the guard who’s carries the mission to remain beside and safely protect Uruki in growing up. The man who always emotionless…Wonder what kind of desire will he have?…hiccup)

Uruki (<-O): This is a great place huh, Soruen?
Soruen: Yes sir.
Hikitsu: (A Prince…huh?) hiccup.
Soruen: Shall I wash your back, Rimudo-sama.
Uruki (<-O): Sure, please do.
Soruen: Then shall we start now? Start with the right arm first.
Uruki (<-O): *nods*
Soruen: Then the left arm.
Uruki (<-O): *nods*
Soruen: Right leg…then the left leg…the back…
Hikitsu: (Soruen…is always a man who’s loyal to the prince at anytime eh…) hiccup.
Soruen: Rimudo-sama, please turn to this side a little bit.
Uruki (<-O): *nods*
Soruen: Then, we shall start with the chest…… [washes down to a “certain point”]
Oh! I’m sorry. Did I brush too hard?
Hikitsu: hiccup.
Uruki (<-O): No…I’m fine…please continue…
Soruen: Yes sir…[washes down again]
Uruki (<-O): uh-ah… [strange feeling…]
Soruen: Sorry, slipped by accident.
Uruki (<-O): No…it’s okay…please…continue. [shivering voice]
Soruen: Yes sir.
[Soruen continues washing down, Uruki made some “weird noises”…]
Soruen: We’re done, Rimudo-sama. I’m going to pour the water now.
Uruki (<-O): Thank you, Soruen.
Soruen: No…by the way, Rimudo-sama.
Uruki (<-O): Yes?
Soruen: You seem to be very exhausted. I’ll offer you a massage once you finish putting on your clothes.
Uruki (<-O): Massage?
Soruen: Is there anything wrong?
Uruki (<-O): No……
Please do.

[*Gulp, Gulp, UH~!* Hiccup!]
Hikitsu: (Don’t think there’s anything wrong with him…but…there sure is this strange feeling about him…Soruen is not an ordinary person after all…) Hiccup!
(Hmm…But… nobody around here’s thinking anything serious at all…at this rate…can I really be allies with them from now on?)
Hiccup!
[door opens]
Tomite: Tomite’s back~!
Takiko: Ah~ Tomite! You picked this hotel on purpose because of the mix-bathing service, am I right?
Tomite: Eh, what are you talking about?--
Takiko: I knew it!
Tomite: Err…since everybody’s a team now, thought it’ll be fun to bath together….err…sorry.
Takiko: Hmm…ah well, forget it. Everything would be fine as long as we don’t bath together.
Tomite: What~!? Nooo oh~ *cries*
[Hikitsu drinks again]
Tomite: Ah, Hikitsu! You bandage’s already washed and it’s drying off. It should be dry by tomorrow morning.
Hikitsu: *Hiccup* Oh, really? Thank you.
Tomite: Here Hikitsu, drink as much as you want. [pours wine] Since we’ve lost this great chance of mix-bathing, we shall drink till we drop XD !
[Hikitsu drinks a lot more than before along with a big hiccup, dying out]
Hikitsu: (what desire…will Tomite have…)

Tomite: Yeah~ it’s so comfy ~ so comfy~! Isn’t this what hot-spring-bathing’s all about? Right, EVERYBODY?
Hikitsu: (everybody??) Hiccup.
Women’s voices: YES, TOMITE-SAMA!!
Hikitsu: (!! Th-…This is…)
Tomite: MIX-BATHING’S THE BEST!! This is what I call “A Man’s Dream!” Been always looking forward for this XD!!
Hikitsu: (A man’s dream…guess it’s true, ……but…) hiccup.
Tomite: Okay, let’s find somebody to wash my back! “Hatsuiko” and “Namameko,” I leave you to scrape my right leg and my left leg.
Hatsuiko: YES SIR~! [starts washing]
Isn’t this comfortable, Tomite-onichan? [Namameko slides on left leg]
Hikitsu: (The “Little Sister Game!?”) [Note: a type of Japanese hentai game]
Tomite: “Soruenko” will be the back.
Soruenko: Yes~ sir~
[starts washing]
[whispers] Master Tomite, my husband is not in tonight.
Hikitsu: (This time is “Another Person’s Wife GAME!?”)
[Note: another hentai game >M<]
(Err…I could understand if it’s Takiko or Uruki, but Tomite…why…why in heck did you turn Hatsui, Soruen, and Namame into GIRLS!?)
HICCUP!
Tomite: Now~ then, as for my head…
Takiko: Tomite-sama, let me-
Uruki ( +O): No, me!
Tomite: Hmm~ who shall I pick?
Takiko: I will do my best to serve you, so please let me-
Uruki ( +O): No~~! Let me! My chest is bigger compare to yours!
Takiko: This has nothing to do with the chest, so beat it!
Uruki ( +O): What, you want to have a fight?
Tomite: Alright, stop it you two. I’ll decide. ……Alright, tonight will be Takiko!
Takiko: Ha~! Thank you very much, Tomite-sama!
Tomite: Uruki, I leave my hands to you!
Uruki ( +O): Oh~… but remember that next time it has to be me, Tomite~
Tomite: Why~ of course I will~
Hikitsu: (Oh gosh, Tomite…I just can’t understand you anymore…*hiccup* …but you don’t have me in the scene, that means this is the proof that you’ve considered upon my feelings because of our friendship-)
Hikitsuko: SORRY FOR THE WAIT~ HIKITSUKO-CHAN IS HERE~~~!
Hikitsu: (Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! De…de… EVEN I’M IN THERE!!!?)
Tomite: You’ve finally came, Hikitsuko~! My Num-ber-One [in a sexy tone]
Out of all the girls you’re the most PRETTIEST after all~
Hikitsuko: Oh~ Tomite’s words are always so SWEET~
Tomite: Ah~ Hikitsuko’s the cutest after all~!
Hikitsu: (YIKES~!)
Hikitsuko: TO-MI-TE! I-LOVE-YOU!

[*GULP, GULP, UH!* smashes the cup onto the table]
Hikitsu: I’ve totally mistaken you…Tomite…*Hiccup*
Tomite: Hmm? What did you say??
Hikitsu: You…even YOU! Have this unforgivable desire…*hiccup*…you’re…you’re the only one I TRUST AND YOU STILL-------!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[B A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
[Hikitsu gone wild attacking Tomite with his snakes and everybody’s in chaos.]
Tomite: Ah~ stop it, Hikitsu! Just how many shots have you drunk anyway?!! Ah~!
[Hikitsu runs around in circles attacking then suddenly…]
Hikitsu: ah, uh… [faints to the ground]
Tomite and Takiko: HIKITSU~!
Hikitsu: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz [falls asleep]
Tomite: FAST ASLEEP ALREADY?!
Uruki (<-O): Is Hikitsu always like that?
Tomite: No~ known him for so many years, this is the first time I’ve ever seen him like this.
Takiko: ? But he seems pretty happy!
Hikitsu [talking in his sleep]: Aira…let Oni-chan…comb your hair…
Everybody: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha…
Tomite: Dreaming being in the hot spring with his little sister eh…dude, just can’t set his mind off of her, doesn’t he? Guess this trip is going to be a long one! *sigh*
Takiko: That’s very true n_______n
Everybody: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha…
Hikitsu [talking in his sleep]: Aira? …is there anywhere still itching…?

-END-





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